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Oct 18

Suzannah Burke’s Dudes Down Under Interview & Giveaway

Please welcome Suzannah Burke! Suzannah has stopped by on Dudes Down Under tour to share a little about her book, answer some questions for us, and offer one lucky winner a copy of their own.

Leave a comment or greeting for Suzannah and you’re entered. A winner will be chosen at random on October 25th.

Dudes Down Under
Dudes Series Book One

Genre: Romantic Comedy

Publisher: Taylor Street Books

ISBN: 1475220715

ASIN:  B007VIWXF4

Number of pages: 286

Word Count: 90,000

 

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Book Description:

Dudes Down Under, the most luxurious resort ever built. It sits on a privately owned Island on the Great Barrier Reef, off the northernmost region of Australia.

No cell-phones, no computers, no paparrazi.

The Menu:

The world’s most famous talk show hostess and the owner of the island sign a deal, the result; Hollywood’s ‘A’ listers all vying for a chance to be the first guests.

The Method:

They pay half a million dollars for the privilege of being randomly chosen from a barrel of names on her programme.

The Ingredients:

The winners, include Hollywood’s foremost golden couple.  His very unforgiving ex-wife. 

The young hotel heiress with a habit of driving whilst drunk and little else to commend her.  Blend in a couple of famous expatriate actors

Add the tower owning king of power with an unfortunate hairstyle and attitude.

The television hostess and her film crew.

Add to the mixture:

The most politically incorrect bunch of Australian staff you are likely to meet, anywhere.

The dessert:

Cyril, who has impeccable dress sense, adores Al Pacino and Marlon Brando, drinks to excess, and has a fascinating attitude about well—everything! Well … yes–he is a Crocodile, but he’s family.

Blend the ingredients carefully then stand well back!

‘Dudes Down Under’ is waiting for you to arrive.

Want a sneak peak? Here’s Chapter 1


The dream becomes reality.

 Lucy shook back her waist length hair; it clung in wet strands to her olive-skinned shoulders as she emerged from the lagoon.  This was her island, her home. Twenty-four hours from now people ready to criticize and find fault with everything and anything would invade it.

Her stomach clenched in a tight knot.  Nerves were her biggest enemy. They often blew the hell out of her attempts to present herself as cool, collected, and unaffected.  Well, daddy, wherever you are…this is it. I have done what I promised you I would do.  I’ve built it.  It’s real daddy, I can see it from here.  I wish you could see it. Can you?  I hope so. It was your dream and mine, I hope to hell it works.

She gave herself a quick brush down, gently flicking the silver sand onto the pathway leading through the rainforest to her private dwelling.

Tomorrow was D Day…Dudes Day.  Today was the last chance to change anything.

 Lucy looked out from her wide verandah at the sparkling newness of the resort.

 Dudes down Under  curved around the lagoon seeming to blend into the crystal water. The separate bungalows at varying levels half hidden from view by the rain forest nestled around them. It was her baby, her pride in it a tangible thing. She had poured her heart and her entire inheritance into her dream, her father’s dream. Daddy was gone, their dream resort was here, real at last and waiting.

 Every bungalow was individually created to reflect a part of her Australia. The Great Barrier Reef lent itself to every imaginable color combination. The feeling of being in the water  heightened by the floor to ceiling aquariums in every bungalow, leading through corridors of terrariums  and out to a private pool and spa ceilinged with rain forest vines, and a glass archway that could be soundlessly closed over by remote control.

 The pool in each began inside the lower level of the bungalow, the guests could swim from the wet bar area inside and arrive outside without leaving the water. Surround sound systems unobtrusively allowed music of the guests choice to be played in any of the 8 rooms decorated to the absolute comfort of any individual.

 Quality not quantity was apparent in every room.

Furnishings lovingly hand crafted by the best of the best…every accessory original and exquisite.

 Lucy hugged herself and smiled as the memory of her father and his laughter at her youthful exuberance invaded again. This dream had begun with him. She had been raised with his vision of a classic place where people could come and find nirvana…piece of mind in absolute luxury.  Each bungalow was unique. Beautiful stationery lay on the desks inside the library off the master bedroom. Handwritten letters replacing the urgency of email. Time was in abundance here. The urgency of the world outside would disappear for the duration of the stay.

 Lucy took a last glance down at ‘Dudes’.   She dressed in a white cotton sarong, wound her ebony mass of hair into a chignon, and headed down to the main reception area.

******

Skeet was having a quiet smoke and coffee, he sat perched on a fallen tree.  The air was still damp and cool in these moments just after sunrise.  He caught sight of Lucy walking down the winding pathway through the vines and ferns.  She looked wonderful as always.  He gave himself a shake; Steady on stupid! Lucy is way outta your league.  The voice on his other shoulder was shouting—‘Shut up angel puss…go for it boyo, what have ya got to lose?’ He told both voices to shut their cake-holes.

 Lucy smiled with relief when she spotted Skeet, he was her friend, and absolutely the most dedicated employee anyone could wish for.  He stood up to welcome her and she glanced at his 6 ft 3 inch frame, as a friend he was the best, as a man…whoo-ee!  The nicest thing was he had no idea just how devastating he was to look at. Dark curls above a pair of deep blue eyes, and a killer smile. The most wonderful thing about Skeet was just … Skeet.

“G’mornin’, me lovely.  Did ya get any sleep?” he asked.

“Not much, but it’s okay, I was kind of expecting to toss and turn a bit.”

“Ya wanna have a coffee before we do the meeting thing?”

“Yes, oh yes please, Skeet. Even my butterflies have butterflies.”

“She’ll be right, mate.  Can’t do a thing about it now anyway.  So relax a bit, enjoy a coffee and a smoke. What time do ya want me to call ‘em in for the session?”

“Half an hour?”

“Yeah sounds good.  Sit yourself down; you’re as twitchy as a cow in a bull yard.”

“That bad huh?”

“Yup.”

“Make it a bloody strong coffee.”

“You got it.”

They relaxed together, sipping on hot coffee and smoking. Each aware of how very important the next Twenty-four hours would be.

Lucy flicked a look at her Rolex, gave Skeet a nod, and they both headed into the Grand ballroom to ready themselves for the staff meeting.

 ****

 “Testing –testing, 1-2-3—Attention, attention.  All staff– there will be a full staff meeting in ten minutes in the grand ballroom.  Bluey!  That means you too, mate.  So put ya smoke out—drink down ya coffee, and get your arse in here quick smart, ya drongo!”

“Is that what ya wanted, darlin’?”  Skeet asked, as he turned from the public address system.

“Thanks, I wouldn’t know what to do without you, you’re wonderful!”  Lucy reached across the desk and gave him a quick hug.

“Geez, mate, knock off the flattery, you’ll give me a swelled bloody head.”

“Skeet, can you please, please–stop calling me mate!  I feel like a man every time you say it.”

“Well, now, Lucy, me little darlin’, you don’t know how often I wished to hear you say that!  But you’re the boss and I’m just a Croc handler.  Sad, isn’t it?

“Well — no. I …  I don’t mean I feel like a man; well I do, but not like really feel, aw hell!  You, cheeky bugger, you know what I mean!”

“Wouldn’t have a clue, ma … er, chooky!  No bloody idea.  If ya believe that malarkey, I got an island ya might be interested in buyin’!  Strewth, you’re a real corker, when ya go that blood red color, Lucy.”

“What?  Oh, um, thanks, Skeet, I think?”

“Look, Lucy, I’ve known ya since you started this project, and I admire you a lot, you know that.  But, mate, bloody hell, are ya sure it’s a smart move–not tellin’ the others that you own this joint?”

“I don’t know for sure if it’s smart or not.  But, it’s the way I want it.  These people are a good bunch.  You and I both know just how damned hard they’ve worked to have this place ready in time.  I don’t want to have them watching their manners with me.  I’ll get to hear a lot more about, well–everything, if they think I’m just working here as the manager. Please, Skeet.”

“Yep, all right.  I understand, mum’s the word.”

Lucy leaned over and gave her friend another kiss on the cheek, “Thanks, Skeet.  Oh, and, Skeet, that’s a nice color red on you too!”

“Females.  Bloody—females.”  Skeet headed in to the grand ballroom with a huge smile on his handsome face.  Lucy was a real little corker.  Her dad would be so proud of her.  Bloody shame he had to go and get himself eaten …!  Bloody Crocs are such unpredictable bastards.  Well–except for Cyril–but Cyril was family.

****

The staff gathered in the Grand Ballroom waiting for Lucy to come in.  She glanced around and noted without surprise that Bluey was not amongst them.  She looked across at Skeet; he hurried off to the P.A system.

“Bluey! Ya, lazy bastard–smoko’s finished.  Get ya arse in here now or you will be in deep shit mate.  Now, Bluey!”

Everyone was laughing when Skeet returned; and he gave them a shrug and rolled his eyes.

Bluey wandered in, swaggering as always.  His tall lean frame and his shock of red-hair came as an unusually attractive package.  Not freckled like many redheads, his skin was clear and his eyes an electric green.

“Thanks for gracing us with your presence, Bluey,” said Lucy.

“Anything for you, Lucy, anything at all.”

Lucy ignored the comment. Bluey was a problem, she kept hoping he would pick up his act and pull his weight. No luck so far. She dreaded having to fire anyone; but he was a definite liability at the moment. She ignored that thought for now, needing to focus clearly on the meeting.

 “Okay everyone.” She said and clapped her hands together, “One more day till the opening.  I want to run through everything once more.  Not as formally as we usually do.  We have a hectic and nerve racking time ahead of us.  Our first and most important guests will be here in just under twenty-four hours.  I want to thank all of you for the amazing amount of work and dedication you have shown.  I have been advised that each and every staff member will be receiving a bonus in their next pay.”

 This announcement was greeted with cheers all round.  The electricity and collective nerves were very apparent.

 “When do we find out who won the draw, Lucy?  It’s so exciting.”  Ginny spoke up with her eyes glittering feverishly. Lucy looked at her fondly, Ginny was her friend, and an employee, yet there was no denying that to every male with a pulse who didn’t know her well it appeared that her twenty-year-old body was built for sex.  Her mind was built some time later.  Sadly, she was also a natural blonde, which sure as hell didn’t help her in the, we-believe-you-are-intelligent-truly-we-do, stakes! Lucy was very protective of the youngster, and it showed.

 “Miss Peters is doing the draw on her talk show.”  Lucy continued with a huge grin at Ginny’s excitement.  “The list will be sent immediately, along with any special dietary needs, and the numbers of staff accompanying those chosen.  I have been told to restrict their staff to two.  Due to the fame of most of the people in the draw, they will be listed under pseudonyms.  We want them to have a holiday–paparazzi free.  That is a huge part of what has attracted them here, these people want to be treated just like everyone else.  Or at least they think they do!”

 “She, gets to come no matter what–doesn’t she?”  Ginny was almost squeaking she was so excited.  Yet still managing to say ‘She’ with dignified non-blasphemous restraint.

 “Yes, Ginny.  Miss Peters is the reason all the other beautiful people want to come.  They all want to be the first of the big names on the ‘A’ list to check us out and hopefully give us the thumbs up!”

 The entire room turned as one when Cyril made his regular morning entrance and headed for his favorite area near the floor to ceiling windows.  He liked looking out over the beautiful lagoon.

 “Jeez, is it that late?  Sorry, Cyril me old mate, I lost track of the time.” Skeet stood as he spoke.

 Well I am so touched that you forgot me!  Am I that unnecessary!  What would it take for me to be more memorable?  Hmm?  I am twenty-eight feet long.  I wear my own little collection of designer t/shirts and sun hats.  My sun glasses are Gucci, and yet I’m forgettable.  Sigh!  Life is so unjust.

 Skeet hurried out to the kitchen,  returning  with Cyril’s breakfast.  He threw the live chickens one by one, and Cyril did his usual appreciative, snap–crackle and slobber routine.  He then lay quietly drinking his gallon of beer.  Being a 28 ft long Crocodile had distinct advantages.  Cyril smiled his crocodile smile and belched loudly.

 Well that is much better.  You lot are my family you know.  Odd—granted, you certainly are.  Yet I love you all, in my own way.  I mean I haven’t eaten any of you—have I?  Just isn’t done.  Life is good, and the women in this place…mmmm, makes me wish I were a frog, one kiss, and whoo-eeee!  I wonder how many of my little family know just how cute they are.

 Cyril, having drawn only the briefest acknowledgment at his presence; contented himself by farting and snoring in harmony and stink.  Life at ‘Dudes’ was—so—normal.

 “Lucy, they already know about the restrictions—no cell phones, no faxes?  No television, all that sort of stuff?”  Asked, Didi with a grin on her face.

 “Yep, they do.”

 “So I had better be prepared for a lot of withdrawal symptoms, hey, Lucy?” Said Doc.

 “Probably, Doc.”

  “When we are all relaxed and comfortable, I’m going to open up a general question time.  Anything—anything at all that might have crossed your minds; things that we haven’t covered or you’re unsure about, please feel free to ask–anything! If you just want to confirm something we’ve already covered, or have a gripe about something, now is the time to do it. Once our guests arrive I will have little or no time for a one-on-one with any of you. So people, ask away.”

 “So, beautiful—what are you doing after work?”  Bluey, asked.

 “Anything I like, Bluey boy!  But I don’t date outside my species!”  Lucy smiled sweetly at him, daring him with a look to say more.

 “Huh?”

 “Precisely!”

 That shut him up–temporarily.

 Cyril belched again. That mongrel, Bluey, better keep his hands of Lucy.  I wouldn’t need a whole lot of reasons to eat that bastard.

 “So, Lucy” Bluey said with his hands on his hips, “ Lemme get this straight all right? This bunch of spoiled-arse whatever’s;  are paying half-a-million bucks per couple, plus the same again for each staff member they bring with them.  All for the privilege of being normal human beings for one month?”  Bluey was clearly unimpressed at this brand of stupidity. “Don’t make any damned sense to me at all. Bunch of wimps if you ask me.”

 “Bluey … these people have so many restrictions in their lives. They can’t do normal things that we all take for granted without a dozen camera’s following them every inch of the way. So please lose the attitude. Okay. They are simply here for a holiday. One we need to help them enjoy … got that?”

 “Yeah, yeah whatever.”

 Lucy chose to ignore his muttered agreement. She turned instead and directed herself to the remaining staff.

 “Okay people. So long as we are clear on one very important point. These folks want the freedom of going anywhere they want, without question—or paparazzi.  They have gone to a great deal of trouble to ensure the press doesn’t know where they are.”  Lucy looked at the assembled faces and continued,

 “The names you will be instructed to call them are up to them.  Should they decide that they wish to be referred to as … um… ‘Hey You!’  We will do it.  Is that very clearly understood, everyone?”

 Mutterings of, “Yeah–no problem … gotcha, right, and … whatever!”  All wafted through the air at once.

“Uh-huh—perfect—their jaded palates and boringly perfect lives are about to get sat on their heads—I think they might just find Australia—unforgettable.”

About the Author:

Authors are meant to enjoy talking about themselves, right? Wrong! It is so difficult to blow your own trumpet without sounding big-headed or apologetic or both at once … “I do apologize for sounding big-headed.” You get my drift? I can do this straight up or in my normal (Occasionally) manner.

So here we go…I have had the privilege of having 3 books published by Taylor Street Publishing. Books one and two are biographical and written under my pen name of Stacey Danson. ‘Empty Chairs’ and its sequel ‘Faint Echoes of Laughter’ have been well received and for that I will always be so very grateful. They are difficult books to read, dealing as they do with the explosive topic of Child abuse in its most horrific of forms. When I was writing Empty Chairs I badly needed a release of some sort; somewhere I could focus my mind apart from the memories I had to relive. ‘Dudes Down Under’ is the result.

The book is Romantic and dare I say it very funny in an over the top, off the wall, ‘what the hell did she just say?’ way. The characters I loved writing. They became my friends. They gave me an avenue to explore strong women, vulnerable men, and love with all its faults and foibles. They also allowed me to explore comedic writing to its fullest extent.

Reviewers tell me they cried laughing at the comedy … and at times simply cried. I have a sequel (Dudes Does Hollywood) in the planning stages.

I have also recently completed a psychological thriller…phew! Challenges are something I never avoid. Only time will tell if my exploration of different genres will be successful.

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www.amazon.com/Suzannah-Burke/e/B007WHBWZQ

 

The Interview:

Hello Suzannah, thanks for stopping by ThatsErotica today.
Tell us a little about yourself.
Thanks so much for having me here. Let’s see, a little about myself. I’m a skinny Australian woman who loves to write, eat, drink, laugh and live life to the absolute fullest. I discovered very early in life that what we have can be taken from us so very quickly … it taught me to value every moment of every day. I am loving my life at age 58, have just become a grandmother for the first time … and I have the absolute privilege of sharing my apartment with my daughter and my new grandson. It has added a new element of joy to my life having them with me.
 
When did you realize you wanted to write?
I guess I’ve always known I wanted to write, but having the confidence to do so and then putting my work out there for public scrutiny wasn’t something I was certain I could ever do. I am just so lucky that the public responded warmly to my work. My first two books were autobiographical and on the difficult and harrowing topic of childhood physical, sexual and emotional abuse. The support and marvelous response to those books gave me the courage to explore fictional works.
 
How has writing changed your life?
Firstly I guess it has opened a new door to a group of friends I will treasure always. Financially it has helped me with the small luxuries I could never have afforded otherwise. Emotionally it has been cathartic. Since starting the fictional works with Dudes Down Under I have found a release for my crazy side, and a venue to explore my romantic nature.
 
Dudes Down Under combines romance and humor; is humor something you look for in the   books you read?
I find humor in the strangest places. Until I wrote “Dudes” I would never have imagined myself writing comedic dialogue, yet I did…and I had a ball writing it.
 
 
Will you tell the readers a little about Dudes Down Under?
 
Oh boy! Okay…I guess the best way is to kinda set it out like a menu. So here goes…
Dudes Down Under, the most luxurious resort ever built. It sits on a privately owned Island on the Great Barrier Reef, off the northernmost region of Australia.
No cell-phones, no computers, no paparrazi.
The Menu:
The world’s most famous talk show hostess and the owner of the island sign a deal, the result; Hollywood’s ‘A’ listers all vying for a chance to be the first guests.
The method: they pay half a million dollars for the privilege of being randomly chosen from a barrel of names on her programme.
The Ingredients:
The winners, include Hollywood’s foremost golden couple.  His very unforgiving ex-wife. 
The young hotel heiress with a habit of driving whilst drunk and little else to commend her.  Blend in a couple of famous expatriate actors
Add the tower owning king of power with an unfortunate hairstyle and attitude.
The television hostess and her film crew.
Add to the mixture:
The most politically incorrect bunch of Australian staff you are likely to meet, anywhere.
The dessert:
Cyril, who has impeccable dress sense, adores Al Pacino and Marlon Brando, drinks to excess, and has a fascinating attitude about well—everything! Well … yes–he is a Crocodile, but he’s family.
Blend the ingredients carefully then stand well back!
 
How did you come up with the idea for the story?
I had a few things going on at that time that were a little difficult emotionally and I needed a release. I got to thinking just how difficult it must be for the very rich and famous to live any sort of normal existence with all that public scrutiny…and  the idea of a private island where they would be free to be themselves even only for a short while started to take shape. We Australians are very easy going folks, add  a location I’m very familiar with and some absolutely crazy and wonderful characters and Dudes Down Under grew from there.
 
Cyril the Croc is my favorite character in the story.  Who is your favorite character and why?
Oh, Cyril absolutely! He was a joy to create and write the dialogue for. I kept hearing Robin Williams’s voice every time Cyril appeared and I ran with it. Cyril is a delightful character, he is innocent … (well except for his penchant for everything alcoholic) and his take on his humans and what they are doing…especially the sex scenes were soooo much fun to do. The sequel will finally have Cyril able to be heard by the people around him. Now THAT is gonna be –um-interesting!

Are you currently working on a new book? If so, can you tell us a little about it?
I have changed genres for the new one. It is a psychological/political thriller.
“Acts Beyond Redemption” (out next year) What appears to be an FBI hunt for a deranged serial killer with 18 victims takes an horrific turn when one of the agents finally discovers the link between all the victims. A  terrifying secret  that threatens to expose those that hold the very highest office in the land. The secret will bring down those in power and bring the greatest power in the free world to it’s knees…IF it is ever revealed. The agent must decide what to do with the knowledge she now has…if it’s discovered that she knows there will be nowhere to run, and no place to hide.

Who are some of the authors you enjoy reading?
I love Ann Rice, Tom Clancy,Charlene Harris, Dean Koonts,and so many more.
Do you use social media to promote your books? If so, what are those methods?
I believe that Social Media is a very important tool for any writer. I run my own blog. Plus a blog for each of my books. Facebook fan pages are a useful  way of building a platform to get your work out there, and I use twitter every day.

Any advice for aspiring writers?
Don’t ever give up. Edit your work carefully, follow up with all the people you send your work to. Don’t send your work out without carefully checking and following the submission guidelines, they are normally very specific. If you know in your gut that this is what you want to do, then go for it, but remember that your work will be on public display, to give it the best chance to shine, polish it…and then, polish it again.

If you could collaborate with any author, who would you choose?
Anne Rice.
 
Thank you again Suzannah for stopping by.  Is there anything you would like to add or say to the readers out there?
Thank you so much for having me here, it’s been fun. I hope the readers will let me know if they read my work. I appreciate the input.

2 comments

  1. Jody

    Great interview and the book sounds very fun!

  2. Kay Dee Royal

    Suzannah – I love the sound of your book – Dudes Down Under – On my list of shifters to write has been crocodiles…and you went and did it:) I’m definitely interested…it sounds like a wild and crazy fun vacation spot, your resort:) Thanks so much for sharing it.

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